I hate people that is it people are shit fuck them make them go away
Supernatural S03E06
It highly irritates me when people try to control what other people do with their life for example who they date it is their choice and not yours
I AM SO SICK OF CRYING OVER PEOPLE WHO TREAT ME BADLY! WHY CAN’T I GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD!?
Don’t place your mistakes on your head, their weight may crush you. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as a platform to view your horizons.
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Anonymous asked: Been a reader for a long time now... why do you make yourself sound like a slut?
1. Cause I am
2. Because I am and I hate me
Come off anon
I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.
Anonymous asked: Every dated a fat cunt?
Yes I have dated a fat guy who was a complete twat
My boyfriend got to keep my g-string after I took his virginity hehe
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:o are you saying I’m fat! I’m so offended :p
Anonymous asked: What longest relationship?
9 months is my longest
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard)
